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Editorial Injunction
The author has written Sheavesville—and some chapters are posted
here—in
quite obviously the same style that Margot Motherchurch wrote her great
galactic novel, Vril, which, unfortunately
has not been published on Planet Earth.
Vril, however, may be found in numerous galactic libraries, provided
one has access to ZPF-warp drive and an inter-galactic library card.
Basil Tuxaxle explained once at a writers' conference, held at an undisclosed
community church in California,
that Vril evolved over a period of 25,000 years. Sheavesville,
hopefully, will not take that long. We doubt the author could manage.
Nevertheless, such astounding developmental style, in With Every Secret Thing,
invites
comments,
ideas,
and suggestions from universal readers who should be ever so kind not to laugh
out loud in their pursuit of literary fame through association with all things
Sheavesvillean.
Comments may be addressed to Basil Tuxaxle*, who has taken upon
himself the organization and publication of the
Variorum Sheavesville over the next two centuries, should the Lord tarry
and the creek not rise.
In accordance with the Style Manual [1492, 1776, 2003] of the International
Society of Rabbits (SMISR)**,
literati should hope contributors would make their comments pithy.
Thank you, and best regards to those who know who Aslan is.
Yours truly,
Chauncey Rabbit
*See GATE page.
**Copies of the SMISR are no longer available to humans,
as translation has become a serious problem in the 21st Century,
what with rap, hip-hop, and super-size-me flatulence in research facilities where
everyone gossips about cows and methane [CR].
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